i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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