shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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