I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
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you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
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She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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