I'm gonna have a badass scar
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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