why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
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they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
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If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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