I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
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I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
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I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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