Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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