your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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