Nicole vs. Life
Buhtt sex?
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
