Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
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We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Are we still banned from the library?
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
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posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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