Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
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I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
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I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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