I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
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you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
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I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.