You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
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It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
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This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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