If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
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I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
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I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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