Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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