Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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