HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
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it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
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She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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