he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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