i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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