My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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