There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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