Buhtt sex?
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
