I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
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