No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
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So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
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The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
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I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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