I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Let's get the cat blown out
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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