just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
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I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
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I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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