But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
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after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
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The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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