I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
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She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
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Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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