: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Pants are for mortals
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
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