I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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