So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
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I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
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I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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