We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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