i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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