Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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