Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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