we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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