with your own penis?
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
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True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
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I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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