does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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