We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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