I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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