She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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