yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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