i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
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There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
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Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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