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(843): View more from South Carolina

I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.

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(513): View more from Ohio

i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore

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(917): View more from New York City

the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob

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(336): View more from North Carolina

i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award

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(204): View more from Manitoba

You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.

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(518): View more from New York

He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.

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(518): View more from New York

I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK

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(501): View more from Arkansas

The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.

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