Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
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Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
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Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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