She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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