bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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