Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
you didnt know i had herpes?
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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