Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I am mentally ready for anal.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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