We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Sorry my hands just texted you
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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