Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
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Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
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You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
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