and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
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She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
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This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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