why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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