I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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