Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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